paul and nance decided to match at the beach so they wouldn’t lose each other
Omg ew hahaha
THIS makes my life
are you trying to kill me paul
Where did this fandom go wrong
this is so wrong it’s right
the stuff of which nightmares are made.
that damn genesis video for land of confusion and the spitting image puppets…scared the bejesus out of me then, and creeps me the fuck out now.
aww, thank you :) as far as the beating, heather mills started that crap. and you’ve got to take what she said with a grain of salt. now, i know the only people in the world that know what happened are paul and linda, and linda’s gone. i could see maybe a little shove or something, but paul isn’t the type to be physically violent. but, people like to make things up, especially when it comes to famous people
because i’m way drunk. you’re welcome.
i would just like to personally thank paul mccartney for being the ultimate life ruiner.
i mean, really.
i’m infinity percent done with you mccartney.
but not really.
shoutout to whos-that-little-old-fandom cause they (anon) shouted me out.
perhaps one of the best paul pictures i’ve ever seen in my life.
so tonight i was shaving and cut a chunk out of my fingernail. it was gushing blood and now i’m still in excruciating pain. alcohol is helping a bit but not enough. someone make me feel better, PLEASE!!! especially if teddy boy paul is out there ;)
a new rap album from the geniuses who brought u the BEATLES
featuring hits such as:
- hey duuuuuude
- we broke out through the jail house window
- norwegian hood
- words of swag
- all my swaggin’
- mother gangster’s son
PERFECT. THANK YOU.
um paul just got nominated for the ice bucket challenge.
let the shenanigans ensue.